So, it's been a while since I've uploaded music, mainly because I've been working on an album, and then I fell into a creative slump ... but a late night conversation with Yelling at Cats changed all of that!

Out of nowhere I came up with a bassline, and the rest of the song quickly followed. Since YAC was the muse that helped it develop, it only made sense I ask him to contribute, and here it is! (He also deserves props for the guitar work ;)

First ponyfunk song. Enjoy!

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Lyrics:

YAC:

All the bronies are laughing at me
'cause I'm acting so awkwardly,
I'm stuck; don't know what to do,
But I think that I'm in love with you!

Please don't stare, 'cause I don't care,
Who gives a damn if I love a mare,
She keeps my lights on when it's gettin' dark,
I'm her one special cutie mark!

d.notive:

The biggest problem with your philosophy,
is that you're a grown man and not a pony.
If you want her to love you that's your own deal,
You know just as well that ponies aren't real.

YAC:

I blog about her every time,
When I feel like getting online,
I check ED like I'm insane
'got all the pictures of her wet mane.

All the fillies just sing and dance!
All I want is just one chance.
I think that we were meant to be!
Tell me baby, do you love me?

d.notive:

We all know that you know that you can't let it go
It's a pony that you want but the universe says no
it's a brony that you are but not a brony that you'll be
if you ever go so far as to ever love a pony.

You're following her tumblr asking all you wanna know.
... but you're not a pony and refuse to let it show.
Look, we know that it hurts, more than you will ever know.
Just go back to reading clopfics, this love can never grow!

Chorus:

Don't go forcing romance on our hearts! (for a start)
This is not a chance to claim our plots...
... whether your like it or not!!