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The Approximate Truth - Manestream - Mule in Equestria
First song, telling the story of the mules and their oppression in Equestria!
Lyrics:
I'm a mule in Equestria
I reckon it's fine of ya
To let me live in your world
I might be a little slow
but me it doesn't stop you know
I want to happy too
Ponies make a lot of fun
There's really nowhere to run
So I take take one for the team
But the anger build up you know
making me a bitter crow
sneering at my friends
cause it's hard to have a good time
Cause ponies tend to spin on a dime
I'm not handsome nor noble
But I'm a steed
hear my pleed!
Walking down in Ponyville
It always gives me a thrill
To see the thriving town
but suddenly Pinkie sings
it appears she aqquired wings
She certainly is everywhere
I stand back and enjoy the show
I don't have anywhere to go
I might as well relax
But Pinkie comes down from where?
Says a big hi there
Then makes fun of my hair
cause it's hard to have a good time
Cause ponies tend to spin on a dime
I'm not handsome nor noble
But I'm a steed
hear my pleed!
I act like nothing happened
I know I should be sadened
but hey that's my life
Even though it was a joke
I felt it as a huge poke
right into my heart
So I return to my shed
and I lie down on my bed
Thinking... what to do?
I might be a little slow
But I have nowhere else to go
So what can I do...
When everypony thinks you're a fool
I'm not handsome nor noble
But hey I'm a steed
But hey I'm a steed
So please.. Hear my plead